scrollpirate:

almost-tumbir-famous:

the-real-dsandskeleton:

tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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BAT FALCON, GET BACK HERE

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  • poseidon: oh no atlantis is on fire
  • poseidon: i should probably do something, being the god of the sea and all that
  • poseidon: have some water, peasants
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  • poseidon: wAIT
  • poseidon: I FUCKED UP
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    euphorictracks:

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    This goes harrrrddddd

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    Anonymous: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

    mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

    sterlingsea:

    yourdefensiveyandere:

    sterlingsea:

    What? My boobs are great.

    See? Perfectly fine.

     I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

    Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

    Nah.

    My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

    Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

    And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

    But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

    You’re fine. They’re fine.

    Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

    1. They’re just boobs, man.
    2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
    3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
    4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
    5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
    6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
    7. Grow up.
    8. No one asked you.
    9. Shhh.

    (claps for an eternity)

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    thebeatleswereterrible:

    murderwhitepeople:

    elionking:

    lucidnee:

    brownglucose:

    nawyougood:

    courtroom-brown:

    shaylahatesyou:

    25, Be patient and seek to understand before being understood.

    23, You’ve yet to reach your final form. Don’t fight…

    20, you are not stuck.

    (Source: psych2go)

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    algebratwo:

    Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??

    Me: Infinity!!!

    Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!

    Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.

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